The Invasion of Haerkalia Battle of Alnoth

It’s been a while since I’ve touched my current Deathzap campaign – the war for the planet Jendar between the Jendari Collective and House Baronor. The previous battle is here and had led to the invasion of the country of Haerkalia by the Jendari Collective after the failure of House Baronor’s invasion of Khef. The […]

Another-nother lesson in never throwing anything away

In the dark, dark house, there was a dark, dark staircase. Down the dark, dark staircase, there was a dark, dark cellar. And in the dark, dark cellar, some space marines were in a plastic container covered in goo. I’ve been holding onto these marines for a long time, and they had been somewhat unsuccessfully […]

‘Someone has to play the Nazis’?

You may have seen or heard of the recent controversy online regarding a video put out by a much loved, mostly Warhammer YouTuber Midwinter Minis: In the video he wonders why historical wargaming isn’t as popular as Warhammer, and considering WW2 is by far the most popular historical period, he wonders if it’s the presence […]

The Eyes Above – An Incarn28 Story Battle Report

Carvus looked up at the eyes, they watched him closely. He had thought from youth that they were the gods, watching over him, but in truth no one really knew. No one knew why the sky was covered with them. No one knew their purpose. No one knew why their giant tears of blood that […]

The Most Insane One Page Rules Ever?

‘When men multiplied in the land and developed their own technologies rivalling the gods in power, the gods considered allowing men to join their pantheon. A lesser of the gods knowing what was in men’s hearts gave each of them the power of carnomancy, the ability to manipulate their physical forms to their own wills. […]

Weird and Wonderful Warbands

I’m still working on my one page skirmish rule set for the one page game jam, and a big part of that is playtesting, and so obviously I needed minis to playtest with. Sticking with the same ‘grimcandy’ style I’ve been figuring out of late I’ve been kitbashing various 28mm plastic kits together: A few […]

Miniature Painting Styles?

I occasionally like to get artsy fartsy on this blog. In this case I’d like to talk about miniature painting styles. This has been spurred on by my recent delving into Grimcandy/Grimbright painting, but also this YouTube video from Lenric’s Realm: So as Lenric points out most painting styles come under the heading of ‘realism’, […]

Grimcandy

So biting off more than it probably is possible to chew for the one page game jam mentioned in my last post I’ve decided to revolutionise skirmish wargaming. I think I have a problem. I’m not posting about the rules here yet (they’re top secret), but in putting the rules together I realised that I […]

Pounds Per Point – Racing to 20k

I’m not only attempting to paint all of my Chaos Space Marines I’m also plotting to build more. Obviously with GW’s price rises I’m being money conscious, the whole point in this blog is that wargaming is affordable for everyone after all! So based on One Page Rules points system I’ve taken the cheapest option […]

1-Page Game Jam Ideas

So while scrolling through Instagram I saw the following posted by 28Mag. I immediately jumped on the idea and began trawling through my brain for any ideas. I’ve written a fair few 1 Page games in my time. My Simple Toy Soldier Game has done fairly well, gaining a decent amount of hits for me […]

Warhammer 40k 10th Edition and My World Eaters

I suppose this is necessary despite this being a blog about cheaper wargaming. I was spurred on by a comment by Brother Brutus on my blog post regarding Grimdark future: Sorry for the late post – just finding this article. Yes, OPR and GrimDark Future are the WH40K that I’ve been missing. Our group loves […]

Safety in Numbers: A long winded justification for unit coherency in my own science fiction setting

I may have mentioned before that unit coherency in wargame rules is a bug bear of mine. It’s simply because rules like this don’t make any real world sense not for modern to future combat anyway. Unit coherency if applied in the real world would simply maximise the number of casualties your own forces would […]

Big Simple Skirmishes

So based on yesterday’s post, here’s a revised version of the Simple rules I was using. I played around with them this morning. They seemed robust enough for a decently quick game without anything too strange happening. I really like how they mimic the terror of automatic weapons. Figures don’t fire in volleys like most […]

Another Army in an Afternoon and some simple rules

So I’ve finished my Strelets WW1 Russians in a similar style to my previous Fallschirmjager: The Russians came in green plastic so I was able to do the same black paint and Mod Podge wash directly onto the plastic. I picked out their gas masks and weapons with citadel’s Black Templar and then just a […]

Army in an Afternoon

So like you (I’m sure) I’ve got piles and piles of figures. Which is fine, but it’s the unloved ones, the ones tucked away in bags and boxes not getting any attention which I don’t like. Back when I visited my parents on the Isle of Man I picked up a box of Italeri (former […]

Deadwars Battle Report: The Shrine

Apologies to those that have seen this post before, I posted it a little while ago but it vanished from the blog, so this is me reposting it now. With the last dying embers of humanity about to go out it was left to us, the shunned and outcast dead to rightfully claim the world […]

Repainting Cheap Train Figures for Slasher Gaming

As mentioned in my previous post I’ve been working on some figures for playing out a slasher movie scenario. They’re very cheap train layout figures I picked up from Amazon, 100 for £5. I went for the standard basecoat, wash and highlight: Albert Fielding is taking his students on a trip to the abandoned village […]

Solo Slasher Gaming

So I’ve been sick again. This is getting a bit silly now, but what can you do? I think I’ve been bedridden sick more times in the past couple of months than I have been in the past few years. Taking time out to lie on the sofa inevitably meant bingeing something on the tv, […]

The Invasion of Khef

After establishing a beachhead in Goza the Harkovian army had become bogged down. Supplies were limited, but the Knights fought on nobly and held the ground despite overwhelming Jendari numbers. It was clear to the Baronor commanders that a second front needed opening up to split the defenders. They chose to strike at Khef: The […]

Slapchop Deathzap

Short post from a slow week. I’ve been experimenting with the slapchop painting technique on my deathzap figures. For those not in the know to slapchop you first prime the figure black and the drybrush them white: Then you apply contrast paints, I use citadel’s although other manufacturers equivalents are available and often said are […]

Discount Titans

My friend and I are working our way towards a very big game of Grimdark Future, hopefully 20,000 points, which should pit his entire Blood Angels army against my entire World Eater army (plus some allies). This year so far I’ve already managed to add 1000 points to my force with a box of Horus […]

Revisiting Deathzap 2: The Battle of Sarath

Not too much hobby progress this week as I’ve been out of action with another nasty cold, but I did manage to get a game in this afternoon. In the district of Sarath forces from League of Zandor hold out against an incoming wave of Mortan’s Men bolstered by mutants from the Exiled Tribes. Lone […]

The Deadwars Die

In the interest of somewhat stat-less wargaming I had the idea of condensing my page of rules for Deadwars down into a single die: The rules themselves are simple enough that it wasn’t too difficult, and I even included optional random movement. So if you want to move a figure roll the die and consult […]

Hobby Spend 2022 and Setting Goals for 2023

So how much money did you spend on your hobby in 2022? My goal this last year was to track all of my hobby spending just to see how much this hobby was costing me, and I completely forgot about that goal in the second half of last year. But I did manage to recover […]

Deadwars

So thanks to copious amounts of cold and flu capsules I managed a little painting yesterday and a little game today. After realising I had a box of Mars Zombie Pirates and Dark Alliance Mummies I was pondering the possibilities of an all out war between the forces of Davy Jones and Imhotep (I wonder […]